i think it was maybe 2 years ago, a friend of mine told me about an underwater pyramid, in the bermuda triangle and that it’s my duty as a god to assemble an army that will bring that pyramid into the sky, thus centering all human will onto one object and turning Earth into a time-travelling space ship, and now they’ve discovered the pyramid.
a eurorack hairdryer
when i was a little kid, i liked the idea of blood letting. now i walk around with a Casio PT-82 that i paid $20 for and play the lead keys from Lil Jon’s Snap Yo Fingers when old friends come near.
All of my old friends are losing respect in me because I’m not indie enough for them and it feels like all of the bad things in my life are going away and I finally have room for the good.
i’m going to show up at your marketing agency’s office, holding a printed triangle with corners labeled “pill reference / condescension / sex” and make a dot, with your brand’s name, outside of the triangle. that’ll be $20,000.
don’t tell my future romantic interest that i might have lost a razor blade in my bed sheets and can’t find it. (freaking out)
the ground is always there. you can always rely on it.
decided to learn everything i can about something that normal people studied & understood in high school. bittersweet
It’s like how raising kids gives parents a free pass because everyone knows it’s hard. Well, lyrics are hard, too, and you’d better not expect me to to do anything else because guess what I’m doing.