Eric Volpp

i guess i really love the cold, as long as i’m indoors. i haven’t been able to figure out how to turn the heat back on, all day, so my place has been getting progressively colder. it seemed shitty at first but i’ve been getting really comfortable and i don’t really want to go out tonight, because of it. 

i need to get out of the habit of saying “thank god i’m back to normal,” every time i get depressed.

feta breeze
feta sneeze
feta tease

a primetime ABC drama in which the whole world suddenly begins using the word “Dave” every time they mean to use the word “rave” and our protagonist has to figure out why.

considered making this a blog about the varying thickness of necks.

Snow White seems to have the thickest neck, out of all of the Disney princesses, but it might not be very thick in comparison to regular people. 

i didn’t mean to develop a fake eating disorder. i just starting googling images of feta cheese whenever i felt hungry, rather than eating. 

options to justify my lifestyle and choices:

- create something respectable that people will define me by

- convince everyone that i’ve been mentally handicapped this whole time and it’s not my fault

i’m very hungry and reading about soldering.