"There was a boy who’s mom was a gambling addict. She forced him to gamble with her one time. He won a grand. The first thing he did was buy a Mac. And the first thing he did with it was edit this video."
John Ryan introducing a YouTube video. (via themightycraig)
dreamt, last night, that i was chained to the interior of my car while witch hunters set it/me on fire. spent a while, watching my leg burn, wondering if that’s really what legs look like when they burn.
i think there was a high school cafeteria, somewhere in the dream, too.
to end my day at work, a mustache + barrette wearing, old man refused to acknowledge my presence, despite the fact that i was speaking directly to him. he seemed tired but i still expected some kind of funny, sarcastic comment to come from under that hat + facial hair.
wannabe hikikomori
hikikomori poseur
hikikomori tryhard
Why does slime matter?
Wondering if outer space is more futuristic than the concept of the future.
life has a funny way of making you listen to pop music dont you think
Authenticity seems to be either unreachable or unavoidable. I’m not sure which.
An atheist and an agnostic alone in a church with a camera while the theists are eating cake and not dancing.
hey, look. it’s me at church.
Anonymous asked: Who described you as a sociopath?
my last girlfriend.
There are multiple videos of me, rapping crass lyrics on a stage while friends play Led Zeppelin songs on guitar + drums. It all seems very out-of-character for me.
(Source: themightycraig)
Live blogging my night with three bros I barely know. Just ate a taco. Thinking about asking the girls for a glass of water while the bros shotgun Busch Light.
